Today's edition of Why Does This Exist/Thank God This Exists features a "porn parody" of hit television series Breaking Bad, starring Ron Jeremy and nobody else you'll recognize (from the neck up, at least). Like all respectable "porn parodies," Breaking Bad XXX seemingly originated with a Tweeted photo of adult film starlet Lexi Belle posing with some anonymous beefcake dressed like Walter White. An official press release from the studio, reveals a story that has very little to do with the plot of Breaking Bad, and more to do with bizarre locations for having sex and also keeping Ron Jeremy employed. Read the "official press release" below (anything legal-sounding will be contained within quotes, just in case):
In Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody, California passes laws making the production and consumption of pornography illegal, as well as all sexual enhancement drugs. Walt, a university film professor, is diagnosed with terminal cancer and erectile dysfunction. The news forces Walt to reevaluate many things in his life, including the injustices directed at the adult industry. With the help of a former film student turned porn star, he concocts a plan to make porn legal once again.
The cast of Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody includes Brandy Aniston, Kimberly Kane, Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston, Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Alec Knight, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Derrick Pierce, James Bartholet, and Ron Jeremy.
If you're still reading and didn't immediately scroll to the bottom of the page, this is where I introduce the "official trailer" for Breaking Bad XXX. Watch at your own discretion (and obviously NSFW unless you work at Sweet Mess Films). [UPROXX]