2013 was a whirlwind for Kanye West. He released one of the penultimate albums of the year in Yeezus, grabbed headlines for a week with his deep yet at times flippant interview with BBC's Zane Lowe, had an all too public spat with Jimmey Kimmel and stood toe to toe with as many paparazzi as he could find. 2014 has started out much the same with Kanye handing out multiple lawsuits and receiving some of his own.
The latest development has taken a rather divine turn. The Church of Yeezianity has been unveiled, complete with it's own website and cheap slogan: "The best church of all time". The founder's are keeping their identity anonymous, but they have laid out their own creed in plain words. The foundation of the new church is built upon five pillars:
1. All things created must be for the good of All
2. No human being's right to express themselves must ever be repressed
3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange
4. Man posesses the power to create everything he wants and needs
5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man
Apparently Yeezianity also looks down upon the use of periods. The site features a photo of a feline complete with an "I beleive in Yeezus" sign, nearly dispelling any notion that Kanye might be behind the anonymous founding of the group. We all know he would have chosen a mascot with enough style to wear "leather jogging pants". Needless to say, its quite likely Kanye may be filing a few more lawsuits very soon.... stay tuned.